New York, DC and Philly Pictures.

No words....just looky.

Qwwwwwuick Touch of a Base

Hence my return from NYC I was catapulted into a massive project that consumed my little mind for 4 weeks. That said event is now complete, and rather completed rather well too if I don’t self inflate myself too much.

Anyhoo, what a crazy few weeks. Lets recap, yes lets!!

· Gillard got the job and Tony got shown the door but not after a rather abysmal sideshow with those irritating show pony independents

· Gays won the right to adopt in NSW, that one came out of nowhere. Great work

· Christchurch got the shake ratter and rolls, damn lucky no one died!

· Two of my friends delivered children into the world. Aww bless

· I am officially in LOVE…with NYC. Come on you did not think it would be someone real!?

· Spring has arrived, bringing all its butt crack sweat inducing fun back with it.

So before further ado, let’s get back on the show.

Well...Duh. Stating the obvious part 1

Here starts a regular column of thee, where i will post utterly obvious claptrap that masquerades as news. Called rather befittingly the 'Well...Duh' section.

This week brings us to the universe chattering conclusion that rich people live longer than poor. Sorry if i just fell backwards off my milking stool into a pile of sheep innards but this hardly a bum cheek trembling revelation. Here is a summary or linky mclinkstier:

A new report shows that the poorest Australians are dying on average three years earlier than the wealthiest.

The Health Lies in Wealth report, released on Monday, states there's a three year life expectancy gap between people ranked in the lowest 20 per cent when it comes to socio-economic status compared with those in the top 20 per cent.

I am sorry, by who? The Health Lies In Wealth Report?? Who names these reports. Might as well call it 'Rich live longer....bahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa ....ahhh'

This is no surprise, lack of money leads to lack of healthy foods, access to medical attention, let alone access to proper medication. Those poverty stricken people in the world have not been dying from boredom all these decades because someone forgot to post them the complete DVD collection of Melrose Place. It has always been lack of proper medical attention due to lack of money or local resources, through a ....lack of money.

This is not news, nether was the 10 year anniversary of the Sydney Olympics (Seriously what the hell was that!!???). 24 hour coverage and front page photographs for an event that happened a decade ago, isn't that a bit pathetic Sydney?

Whats next on the news-a-tron this week, "Scientists discover cats and dogs do not get on", "Surprised granny gets wet after turning on shower" or "Man who sticks head in operating jet engine loses head, police baffled to explain how."

NYC!

I have just come back from holiday and I am super disco busy, so a proper update will have to be bashed out this weekend. But NYC is the love of my life, we are frantically texting and calling each other at the moment. I did meet it's parents, called Philadelphia and Washington who were both very nice.

I believe at some time in the future we will be together, but alas there shall be a large distance between us. I will have to satisfy myself with 30 Rock reruns, Hot pretzels which i will make by hand and making my house smell like burnt rubber and attitude.

Better update to come, including squillions of picture. Don't roll your eyes, I can smell boredom and hear noodles.