Finally after 5 years....

....I am going back to London to visit! Current exchange rate silliness has put the fun police on my idea of going to the states so I have decided to go to London in Late August/Early Sept with a couple of sneaky trips to the continent being threatened. Yay. Looking for a good fare now, and because of the big G.F.C (Global Financial Caca) there are some good fares available. I will update on this as soon as information is to hand AKA: when i have the cash to buy the airfare.

Mardi Wow

Quick note, went to Sydney Mardi Gras 2009 after party and it was amazing. Very sweaty very packed, but had the best time. The NSW govt sunk $250,000 into this years event and it was extraordinary. Yes i was a bit drunk, yes I was a sweat bag, but by my bleeding gums i had a great evening. Got home at 6am, stinking like a pirate hooker but it was well worth it.

Pics to follow.

The most horrible invention ever!

In the words of South Park's Sheila Broflovski "What, What, What!!???"

This particular invention to make poopy time more 'fun' for your children, has me just convulsing in horror. Seriously people.. toilet training your kid must be horrid enough (just imagine the stained wallpaper and dead house plants) without inserting a piece of plastic into you child. You are just asking for ultimate nursing home revenge in say 40 years. To see the horror in stereo go here: http://turdtwister.com/

Whats next? Chocolate-log flume ride? Diarrhea beaded necklace maker?

I need to go poke the mental images from my skull with a heated kniting needle now.

*Gulp*

Wow trust Galliano to rest my private fears about what I could wear if I was a cross dressing courtroom judge on the way to a formal screening of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Man that one has kept me awake for weeks. Now I can sleep like a fat baby, only if I can figure out what I would wear to a Cannibal Bamitzvah hosted by Dionne Warwick circa 'Solid Gold' days. Oh the worry....