Monday, March 2, 2009

The most horrible invention ever!

In the words of South Park's Sheila Broflovski "What, What, What!!???"
This particular invention to make poopy time more 'fun' for your children, has me just convulsing in horror. Seriously people.. toilet training your kid must be horrid enough (just imagine the stained wallpaper and dead house plants) without inserting a piece of plastic into you child. You are just asking for ultimate nursing home revenge in say 40 years. To see the horror in stereo go here: http://turdtwister.com/

Whats next? Chocolate-log flume ride? Diarrhea beaded necklace maker?

I need to go poke the mental images from my skull with a heated kniting needle now.