"Forget the flies, show me the spam javelin"Damn don't mess with a kiwi spider, especially when your naked butt crushes its house. As a Canadian tourist found after he took a nudie swim in the far north and then fell asleep on a cozy sand dune.
Problem is NZ sand dunes are high density apartments living for upwardly mobile Katipos spiders, the only poisonous animal in the country. Bum Luck...haw haw..see what i did there? Anyway, the Canuck awoke with a swollen pee pee, severe headaches and vomiting. Sounds like a the result of a night at a backpacker bar with a German girl called Helga to me.
See the full story here, fanks SMH.com.au
This is apparently the first case of a Katipo causing such a bad reaction, as they usually spend most their time knitting and watching re-runs of Kiwi Idol not biting tourists pork swords. Charlottes Web this is not.
Lady spider must have had a bitch pill that day. Anyhoo hope the moose lover feels better soon.
Problem is NZ sand dunes are high density apartments living for upwardly mobile Katipos spiders, the only poisonous animal in the country. Bum Luck...haw haw..see what i did there? Anyway, the Canuck awoke with a swollen pee pee, severe headaches and vomiting. Sounds like a the result of a night at a backpacker bar with a German girl called Helga to me.
See the full story here, fanks SMH.com.au
This is apparently the first case of a Katipo causing such a bad reaction, as they usually spend most their time knitting and watching re-runs of Kiwi Idol not biting tourists pork swords. Charlottes Web this is not.
Lady spider must have had a bitch pill that day. Anyhoo hope the moose lover feels better soon.
